i own one, you know. i could wear it for you. also i don't believe you hate it, i think you looooove it. i think you're sitting there thinking goddamn kyle is just the most considerate of lovers, i'm so lucky he's head over heels for me.
yeah, yeah we did. i'm cool, i think. kurt's my friend, after all. i had them over for dinner and they promised i could make them watch lord of the rings soon.
ok good! because we were talking and we were both like well i still wanna see corry, of course i'm wild about him, omg me too, and then we talked about how annoying and hot you are for a bit. and i was like oh no do you think he'll be mad about all the sex and kurt was like don't be dumb and they were right it's not like you'd be upset about us doing that and then we went to bed and i made us waffles in the morning.
and we want you to be happy, too. so. this is kinda cool, huh? this whole menage a trois thing or whatever. we should do a triple date. like we all go somewhere. the aquarium or something.
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no! i just wanted you to think i was so good you'd regret it if i never saw you again.
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Huh.
Well. It worked.
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that's because i'm super smart. and you obviously could not resist my charms, mostly because evidence indicates you love brats.
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You bamboozled all my defenses and I was none the wiser, it's true. You're an evil genius mastermind, baby.
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thank you. for these compliments, sir i will send you one (1) picture of your choosing. ๐ allowed.
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Oh damn. Can I get uhhhh ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ???
Is that the right fruit
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no. no, not even close omfg
[But he sends over a picture anyway: a mirror selfie of Kyle looking over his shoulder, shorts tucked under his butt.]
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[There's a reverent pause.]
Kyle, babe, I need you to know that while I am deeply in awe of your intellect and wit and genius, I am also shallow as fuck and desire you carnally.
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i'm kinda glad you do.
i should send you like, jockstrap pics, i feel you'd be into that.
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God, I hate how well you've got me pegged. Have you ever topped someone wearing a jockstrap? Hot as FUCK.
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yeah.
is that weird? am i not supposed to feel anything for you or anybody we're seeing orrrr
i'm new to all of this, you know.
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It's nice. It's new.
Define "all this".
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dating, in general. uhm. random dicksucking contests and stuff.
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Ahhhh, that stuff. We sort of went from slow to really fast really fast, didn't we? How are you feeling about all that?
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yeah, yeah we did. i'm cool, i think. kurt's my friend, after all. i had them over for dinner and they promised i could make them watch lord of the rings soon.
is that ok with you?
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Well, first of all, that's incredibly adorable and nerdy and I love it for you. Secondly, of course it is. You're both
Extremely important to me. Let's put it that way.
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they're good movies!
ok good! because we were talking and we were both like well i still wanna see corry, of course i'm wild about him, omg me too, and then we talked about how annoying and hot you are for a bit. and i was like oh no do you think he'll be mad about all the sex and kurt was like don't be dumb and they were right it's not like you'd be upset about us doing that and then we went to bed and i made us waffles in the morning.
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But yeah. Kurt's usually right.
I want you guys to be happy, you know.
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and we want you to be happy, too. so. this is kinda cool, huh? this whole menage a trois thing or whatever. we should do a triple date. like we all go somewhere. the aquarium or something.
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You're cute when you info-dump.
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and you and i can do something on our own too. i won't neglect you.
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