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[kyley_b]

why are you so hot? it's honestly unfair.

[courtinsession]

Distracting enough? I got that key, I could come over and distract you some more 😏

[kyley_b]

extremely.

i wouldn't say no to a friendly visit.

[courtinsession]

All my visits are friendly. Unless I'm breaking your furniture.

But I DO care about your education...maybe if you have something waiting for me...?

[kyley_b]

in retrospect it was funny.

uh
like popcorn and a movie?

[courtinsession]

God, you're so fucking adorable. Yeah, sugar, popcorn and a movie. I'll give you my logins.

[kyley_b]

was that not the right answer?

oh we can watch a scary one! ok cool i'll get snacks!

[courtinsession]

I was being suggestive, don't worry about it, babe.

Scary like "Scream" or scary like "Saw"?

[kyley_b]

oh! oh yeah don't worry, i'll put out!

i dunno, do you scare easy?

[courtinsession]

You know I'd want to hang out even if you didn't, right?

No.

Maybe.

Depends on whether there are jumping things.

[kyley_b]

i know. 😘

awwwww! we won't watch a jumpscare one, promise.

[courtinsession]

I'm serious, babe, even if you just wanna cuddle. I like being with you.

None of that paranormal shit? That fucked me UP.

[kyley_b]

well, maybe we'll just see where things go.

lol ok no ghosts. maybe we can watch 'nope' or something.

[courtinsession]

I mean, I wouldn't be AGAINST it, but
You know

Is that one of the Saw movies?

[kyley_b]

i do know. cone over, let me spoil you as best i can.

lol no! corry, you're so funny sometimes.

[courtinsession]

Oooo, you're gonna spoil me? I'm intrigued.

Well, I don't know! There are like 17 of those fucking things

[kyley_b]

in my own humble way that involves popcorn and backrubs, anyway.

corry ilu you total old man.

[courtinsession]

[From the doorway, indignantly:] I'm not old.

[kyley_b]

[Kyle jumps a mile, instinctively reaching for whatever he can use as a weapon, which in this case is a perfectly ineffective throw pillow. He exhales all at once, then laughs as he gets up. He walks over to Corry to hug him.]

You act it, a little. Hi, handsome.

[courtinsession]

[Corry chuckles in amusement, reaching out and tugging Kyle into his arms, grinning widely.]

Did I scare you? Were you about to kick my ass with a throw pillow? [Answer him after he smooches you, though, Kyle.]

[kyley_b]

[Okay. Kiss first. But then!]

No! You startled me! Totally different.

[courtinsession]

Uh-huh. [Have a bemused, doubtful smirk, and another kiss.] Then I'm sorry I startled you. Better?

[kyley_b]

Thank you.

[Kyle manages to look both grumpy and smitten at once. He sinks into Corry for a moment before pulling back and smiling.]

I really do have popcorn. C'mon, let's sit on the couch and pick a movie.

[courtinsession]

[Corry obligingly let's himself be led over to the couch, still grinning.] God, you're cute.

Not too scary. [Like he isn't built like a tank and doesn't go boxing every weekend. He could totally punch a demon. He would, in fact, if one tried to eat Kyle or something.]

[kyley_b]

Why? Because I like doing stuff?

[Kyle snorts and brings up the horror selection on Netflix. He passes the remote to Corry and goes to the kitchen to throw a bag of popcorn in the microwave. He returns soon enough with it dumped into a bowl and flops on the couch, leaning against Corry.]

You like evil clowns? They might have Terrifier. Unless blood freaks you out. You can pick whatever, honestly, I don't think I've been horrified of a movie since The Passion. [Munch, munch.]

We could do a funny one, top, like Shaun of the Dead or something.