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[courtinsession]

I think most things you do are nice, Kyle.

Ahhhh, that stuff. We sort of went from slow to really fast really fast, didn't we? How are you feeling about all that?

[kyley_b]

aw no, i'm a dick sometimes.

yeah, yeah we did. i'm cool, i think. kurt's my friend, after all. i had them over for dinner and they promised i could make them watch lord of the rings soon.

is that ok with you?

[courtinsession]

You're a cute duck.

Well, first of all, that's incredibly adorable and nerdy and I love it for you. Secondly, of course it is. You're both


Extremely important to me. Let's put it that way.

[kyley_b]

thank you.

they're good movies!

ok good! because we were talking and we were both like well i still wanna see corry, of course i'm wild about him, omg me too, and then we talked about how annoying and hot you are for a bit. and i was like oh no do you think he'll be mad about all the sex and kurt was like don't be dumb and they were right it's not like you'd be upset about us doing that and then we went to bed and i made us waffles in the morning.

[courtinsession]

You both think I'm annoying and hot? I'm going to screencap that so I can tease them about it later.

But yeah. Kurt's usually right.
I want you guys to be happy, you know.

[kyley_b]

you know you are.

and we want you to be happy, too. so. this is kinda cool, huh? this whole menage a trois thing or whatever. we should do a triple date. like we all go somewhere. the aquarium or something.

[courtinsession]

Very French, very cool. I've never actually been to an aquarium. Is there a place we can make out next to the sharks or something?

[kyley_b]

uhhh maybe? we could go somewhere else, i just thought it would be a fun date. it's educational!

[courtinsession]

Babe, if I can kiss you in front of a shark, then hear you excitedly educate me about fish, I'll be a happy man.

You're cute when you info-dump.

[kyley_b]

lucky for you, i do that a lot. ok cool, i'll make it happen.

and you and i can do something on our own too. i won't neglect you.

[courtinsession]

I have lots of time, I won't neglect either of you. Or your cute butt.

Speaking of...😏😏😏

[kyley_b]

ohhhhhh? 😘

[courtinsession]

Wait, wait, I Googled this



wyd😛

[kyley_b]

dude you're so lame.

studying. i could be distracted.

[courtinsession]

Oh yeah? Well, you gave me a picture, so you only deserve one in return.

What you want, sugar?

[kyley_b]

shirtless pls.

[courtinsession]

Anything for you.

[The photo comes a moment later, Corry reclining shirtless in bed, one arm behind his head, all pectorals and abs and gleaming skin.]

[kyley_b]

why are you so hot? it's honestly unfair.

[courtinsession]

Distracting enough? I got that key, I could come over and distract you some more 😏

[kyley_b]

extremely.

i wouldn't say no to a friendly visit.

[courtinsession]

All my visits are friendly. Unless I'm breaking your furniture.

But I DO care about your education...maybe if you have something waiting for me...?

[kyley_b]

in retrospect it was funny.

uh
like popcorn and a movie?

[courtinsession]

God, you're so fucking adorable. Yeah, sugar, popcorn and a movie. I'll give you my logins.

[kyley_b]

was that not the right answer?

oh we can watch a scary one! ok cool i'll get snacks!

[courtinsession]

I was being suggestive, don't worry about it, babe.

Scary like "Scream" or scary like "Saw"?