[He sounds like this is so far beyond the realm of possibility when it's...not. Remotely. And he'll point his fork threatening at Kyle.] You're lucky you're cute, that's all I'm saying. Eat your toast.
Who lied and told you that? You're the sensitive doe-eyed one and that's that.
[Corry rolls his eyes, but also makes sure the bite has all the good stuff on it -- whipped cream and the caramel and fruit and whatnot. He holds up the heavily loaded fork and gestures bossily.] Open up.
[This is information he should've known earlier, KYLE. But he won't deny the pancakes, sliding the bite into Kyle's mouth very gently, then wiping away a loose drip of caramel from his lip.] Good?
Ah. I would've gone with "Butters" too, then. [...your name is Corrigan, how is that better than "Leopold"??
Corry makes a scrunched-up face of disgust, taking his hand away, but only so he can grasp Kyle's chin, firmly.] I'm telling the waitress you're cut off. No more champagne for you.
[If this were the first time they'd done this, if there weren't a history of snsrky comments and bickering and hookups, Corry might have believed the lie. It's more comforting, believing there isn't that deep a wound on someone he's (against all odds) sortt of beginnung to care about.
But he doesn't argue this time, not three mimosas in. He just squeezes Kyle's hand, then let's go to steal a bite of his omelet.]
I know. I don't think you're capable of fishing for compliments.
[Kyle keeps his eyes downcast for a moment, not entirely sure how to react. He's much more used to verbally sparring with Corrigan, to volleying insults back and forth. Sincerity is new and a little scary.
But it's also nice.
He finishes up and pushes his plate aside, finally looking back at Corrigan. He grins.]
[Corrigan absently scribbles some large tip on the receipt, then stands, checking his shirt for any syrup spots.]
You can thank me properly in a bit. [The smugness is back, the cockiness, evident in the way Corry’s hand settles on the back of Kyle's neck and squeezes possessively.]
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[He sounds like this is so far beyond the realm of possibility when it's...not. Remotely. And he'll point his fork threatening at Kyle.] You're lucky you're cute, that's all I'm saying. Eat your toast.
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[He does. SMUGLY.]
I'll have you know in a boy band I would be the tough one. So there.
Can I try some of yours?
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[Corry rolls his eyes, but also makes sure the bite has all the good stuff on it -- whipped cream and the caramel and fruit and whatnot. He holds up the heavily loaded fork and gestures bossily.] Open up.
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[Looking FAR too pleased with himself, Kyle opens his mouth.]
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[This is information he should've known earlier, KYLE. But he won't deny the pancakes, sliding the bite into Kyle's mouth very gently, then wiping away a loose drip of caramel from his lip.] Good?
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[Does he make a borderline obscene noise? Yes. He gives Corrigan a sultry look.]
SO good.
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["Borderline" nothing, that was a full-on porn sound, and it sort of leaves Corrigan staring for a second, his brain short-circuiting with horny.]
...you almost done?
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Hm? Oh, uhm, not quite. [He goes back to his omelette happily. And tries a different mimosa.]
You're done?
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[Corry slumps back in his seat, pouting again and returning to his pancakes.] You're a goddamn tease is what you are.
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What? No I'm not! I said I would blow you after brunch!
[NO indoor voice.]
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[Corry chokes on a bite of pancake, reaching out to smush his hand over Kyle's mouth.]
You don't need to announce that!
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[Kyle looks wide eyed, then... licks Corry's hand. Take that!]
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Corry makes a scrunched-up face of disgust, taking his hand away, but only so he can grasp Kyle's chin, firmly.] I'm telling the waitress you're cut off. No more champagne for you.
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I've only had two! I'm allowed three. [He's pouting.]
And nobody was listening, god. Don't be a prude.
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[Corry rolls his eyes, but nudges the as-yet-untouched pineapple mimosa over.] Brat. Fine. But stop making sex noises while you eat.
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[GASP! But oooh, mimosa.] I didn't! I was enjoying my food, that's all.
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[Corrigan huffs out a little laugh, polishing off the last of his pancakes. His expression is surprisingly soft when he glances over at Kyle.]
Just like you can't tell when you're being a hick, you have very poor perception about when you're being sexy.
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M'not sexy.
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Who told you that?
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[He shrugs.] It's cool. I've got lots of other good qualities. I'm really smart. Not a genius like my little brother or anything, but still!
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[Corrigan reaches across the table, taking Kyle's hand gently.]
I think you are. Do you believe me?
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So he lies.]
Sure.
Sorry, I wasn't like... fishing for compliments.
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But he doesn't argue this time, not three mimosas in. He just squeezes Kyle's hand, then let's go to steal a bite of his omelet.]
I know. I don't think you're capable of fishing for compliments.
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But it's also nice.
He finishes up and pushes his plate aside, finally looking back at Corrigan. He grins.]
This was really good. Thank you.
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[Corrigan absently scribbles some large tip on the receipt, then stands, checking his shirt for any syrup spots.]
You can thank me properly in a bit. [The smugness is back, the cockiness, evident in the way Corry’s hand settles on the back of Kyle's neck and squeezes possessively.]
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the amount of cumface icons I have is absurd
absurd... or perfect?
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truly tragic html on my part wow
My swipe-texting typo filled ass will never judge.
bless ur light
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