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[kyley_b]

oh! oh yeah don't worry, i'll put out!

i dunno, do you scare easy?

[courtinsession]

You know I'd want to hang out even if you didn't, right?

No.

Maybe.

Depends on whether there are jumping things.

[kyley_b]

i know. 😘

awwwww! we won't watch a jumpscare one, promise.

[courtinsession]

I'm serious, babe, even if you just wanna cuddle. I like being with you.

None of that paranormal shit? That fucked me UP.

[kyley_b]

well, maybe we'll just see where things go.

lol ok no ghosts. maybe we can watch 'nope' or something.

[courtinsession]

I mean, I wouldn't be AGAINST it, but
You know

Is that one of the Saw movies?

[kyley_b]

i do know. cone over, let me spoil you as best i can.

lol no! corry, you're so funny sometimes.

[courtinsession]

Oooo, you're gonna spoil me? I'm intrigued.

Well, I don't know! There are like 17 of those fucking things

[kyley_b]

in my own humble way that involves popcorn and backrubs, anyway.

corry ilu you total old man.

[courtinsession]

[From the doorway, indignantly:] I'm not old.

[kyley_b]

[Kyle jumps a mile, instinctively reaching for whatever he can use as a weapon, which in this case is a perfectly ineffective throw pillow. He exhales all at once, then laughs as he gets up. He walks over to Corry to hug him.]

You act it, a little. Hi, handsome.

[courtinsession]

[Corry chuckles in amusement, reaching out and tugging Kyle into his arms, grinning widely.]

Did I scare you? Were you about to kick my ass with a throw pillow? [Answer him after he smooches you, though, Kyle.]

[kyley_b]

[Okay. Kiss first. But then!]

No! You startled me! Totally different.

[courtinsession]

Uh-huh. [Have a bemused, doubtful smirk, and another kiss.] Then I'm sorry I startled you. Better?

[kyley_b]

Thank you.

[Kyle manages to look both grumpy and smitten at once. He sinks into Corry for a moment before pulling back and smiling.]

I really do have popcorn. C'mon, let's sit on the couch and pick a movie.

[courtinsession]

[Corry obligingly let's himself be led over to the couch, still grinning.] God, you're cute.

Not too scary. [Like he isn't built like a tank and doesn't go boxing every weekend. He could totally punch a demon. He would, in fact, if one tried to eat Kyle or something.]

[kyley_b]

Why? Because I like doing stuff?

[Kyle snorts and brings up the horror selection on Netflix. He passes the remote to Corry and goes to the kitchen to throw a bag of popcorn in the microwave. He returns soon enough with it dumped into a bowl and flops on the couch, leaning against Corry.]

You like evil clowns? They might have Terrifier. Unless blood freaks you out. You can pick whatever, honestly, I don't think I've been horrified of a movie since The Passion. [Munch, munch.]

We could do a funny one, top, like Shaun of the Dead or something.

[courtinsession]

[Corry waits patiently, watching Kyle putter around the kitchen, a soft half-smile on his face. He obligingly tugs Kyle to lean back against his chest, kissing the top of his head and reaching around to grab a handful of popcorn.]

Mmmhm, because you like doing things with me, specifically. Not many people do.

I've never heard of any of those.

[kyley_b]

Well that's just because they don't know you very well, that's all.

[Kyle takes the remote back with a snort and selects Cabin In The Woods. He settles in with a happy smile.]

It's hilarious that horror movies scare you. You're so big and tough. Which reminds me, you gotta show me how to box.

[courtinsession]

Hmm, maybe. I don't usually let people get to know me, though, so it's not their fault.

[Corry watches the opening in curiosity, vaguely aware that a "Hemsworth" is a superhero thing. He toys with a few of Kyle's vivid red curls as they snuggle.]

I don't really mind gore and things like that. It's monsters and demons and shit -- the things I can't punch out. [Having his ability to protect in question isn't something Corry likes. Then he grins, fondly.] Yeah? Wanna come with me to my morning workout tomorrow?

[kyley_b]

That's true. But at least you're self aware.

Ohhh. Yeah, okay, I get that. Did I ever tell you Satan used to visit my hometown a lot?

[Kyle lights up.] Dude, yeah I wanna come!

[courtinsession]

That might be the first time anyone's ever told me that.

[Not for the first time, Corry is genuinely concerned about Kyle's hometown.] Yeah? You ever meet him?

Hell yeah, then, you can come with. [Corry grins then, wiggling his eyebrows. Because he's stupid.] If you let me stay over, I'll definitely make sure you come...

[kyley_b]

Well, I'm smarter than most.

Oh, yeah. He's actually really cool. Bad taste in men, though.

[Kyle cackles and shoves Corry's face.] Oh my god, you perv. Yeah, of course you can stay over. [His cheeks go a little pink and he snuggles close again.]

Have you always been so charming?

[courtinsession]

You're a goddamn genius, we've established this. [A thoughtful pause.] Satan's into guys? ...he single?

[Then Corry grins, arms tightening around Kyle, pressing kisses to the side of his neck.] You have that effect on me, babe, I can't help it. Instigating all kinds of pervy thoughts. [Another kiss, right below Kyle's ear.] Nah, I'm showing off for you. Like a peacock.

[kyley_b]

Not for real. My little brother is, like legitimately.

Dude, Satan is SO gay. And he's fucking ripped. Uhh, maybe, although the last time saw him he died. So hopefully he's in heaven getting his dick sucked. Why, you gonna leave me for the devil? Rude.

Mmm. A very sexy peacock. [He squirms with delight.]