[ It’s a pitiful display, him trying to reach the cupboards to get something out while being both too short and too pregnant to easily do so. There’s a lot of grunting and huffing, his face growing red with frustration before he finally just gives up and grabs a bag of chips from the counter. Popping the bag open he starts to stuff his face less than gracefully, not caring how he appears to this man anymore. He was probably taking long trips on purpose so as not to have to look at how gross he’s gotten!! ]

Mmph. Maybe. What do you care? You probably have some hot young thing you’re seeing. Some hot young not pregnant thing.