[Kyle's hair smells faintly of the oil he uses in it to keep from frizzing too badly - something he's only learned to do in the past year.

He giggles shrilly.]

Okay, yeah. I am that. I don't see the point in lying when mostly it wastes time. You know how much trouble can be avoided just by being truthful? So much!

You probably just attract fake people because you're a gorgeous rich dude with a nice dick.