[Does it take Corry an embarrassingly long time to make sure his mike and camera are turned on? Yes. Because he's a dumb old man.

But then he sits back, as attractive an angle as he can manage, though he only shows Iggy his chest upwards. He's here to tease, after all. Don't make it too easy for Iggy to get through this -- if he chooses to be good, of course.] Hey, darlin'. God, missed that cute fuckin' grin.

[Then he nods, faux thoughtful.] Almost as big as the real thing. Almost. Better get it ready, baby.