[ She is stone faced, looking down at the costume that has been set out on the bed -- really, could it even be called that? There was hardly any fabric to it! Just barely enough to make it abundantly clear there was a Holstein cow pattern present. Then she saw the silver cow bell sitting a few inches away from the ludicrously tiny bikini and let out a disgusted sound. It wasn't the first time she'd find herself questioning why she was so enamored with this filthy man, and it wouldn't be the last.
Crossing her arms over her chest she felt her face heating up. She had actually been feeling especially insecure about her body lately, having only given birth to their twins a couple of months ago and still showing signs of the quite physically taxing pregnancy. Pregnancy weight, stretch marks, loose skin around her belly ... the last thing she could imagine wanting to wear was some bikini that would have been too small on her even before she'd been pregnant. What was he thinking?!]
Girlpei
[ She is stone faced, looking down at the costume that has been set out on the bed -- really, could it even be called that? There was hardly any fabric to it! Just barely enough to make it abundantly clear there was a Holstein cow pattern present. Then she saw the silver cow bell sitting a few inches away from the ludicrously tiny bikini and let out a disgusted sound. It wasn't the first time she'd find herself questioning why she was so enamored with this filthy man, and it wouldn't be the last.
Crossing her arms over her chest she felt her face heating up. She had actually been feeling especially insecure about her body lately, having only given birth to their twins a couple of months ago and still showing signs of the quite physically taxing pregnancy. Pregnancy weight, stretch marks, loose skin around her belly ... the last thing she could imagine wanting to wear was some bikini that would have been too small on her even before she'd been pregnant. What was he thinking?!]
I hope you kept the receipt.