Date: 2022-09-04 08:54 pm (UTC)
kyley_b: (RL grass is great)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
[Kyle cracks up laughing.]

YOU? You're a princess!
Edited Date: 2022-09-04 08:54 pm (UTC)

Date: 2022-09-05 12:19 am (UTC)
kyley_b: https://lafiska.tumblr.com/ (laugh)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
Dude, I've seen your bathroom cabinets. That's a LOT of skin care stuff.

[Mimosas are great, Kyle has decided. He feels warm and happy.]
Edited Date: 2022-09-05 12:19 am (UTC)

Date: 2022-09-05 12:55 am (UTC)
kyley_b: (RL best profile)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
No, but comparatively.

[He does. SMUGLY.]

I'll have you know in a boy band I would be the tough one. So there.

Can I try some of yours?

Date: 2022-09-05 02:11 am (UTC)
kyley_b: (RL sweet boi)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
I'll have you know I WAS the tough one.

[Looking FAR too pleased with himself, Kyle opens his mouth.]

Date: 2022-09-05 03:13 am (UTC)
kyley_b: (RL tied)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
As a kid, yeah. Fingerbang.

[Does he make a borderline obscene noise? Yes. He gives Corrigan a sultry look.]

SO good.

Date: 2022-09-05 03:33 am (UTC)
kyley_b: https://thedoublepp.tumblr.com/ (o yeah eh?)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
What? You didn't have a boy band when you were little?

Hm? Oh, uhm, not quite. [He goes back to his omelette happily. And tries a different mimosa.]

You're done?

Date: 2022-09-05 04:31 am (UTC)
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (learning!)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
Dude! We used to play ninja too! We put out my friend Butters' eye!

What? No I'm not! I said I would blow you after brunch!

[NO indoor voice.]

Date: 2022-09-05 05:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kyley_b
Yeah. Well, his real name is Leopold.

[Kyle looks wide eyed, then... licks Corry's hand. Take that!]

Date: 2022-09-05 07:36 pm (UTC)
kyley_b: (huffy)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
Butters Stotch.

I've only had two! I'm allowed three. [He's pouting.]

And nobody was listening, god. Don't be a prude.

Date: 2022-09-06 12:40 am (UTC)
kyley_b: (RL best profile)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
Most of us had normal names! Readout it was just Butters and Tweek and Tolkien.

[GASP! But oooh, mimosa.] I didn't! I was enjoying my food, that's all.

Date: 2022-09-06 01:44 am (UTC)
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (gah!)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
[Kyle goes pink and looks down, sipping his mimosa before returning to the last of his omelette.]

M'not sexy.

Date: 2022-09-06 02:01 am (UTC)
kyley_b: (RL sure dude)
From: [personal profile] kyley_b
Uh, everyone ever?

[He shrugs.] It's cool. I've got lots of other good qualities. I'm really smart. Not a genius like my little brother or anything, but still!